Charles has been given the task of making sure the company Christmas potluck does not include Boxed Wine....
Stay tuned to see how bad Charles will make everyones Christmas party THE WORST!!!!
Monday, December 12
Thursday, December 1
Work Etiquette with customer service
Customer service training by Charles:
Conversation over the phone with Charles and a customer:
Charles: "Maybe you have a neighbor you can trust to leave your package with."
Now, if you were the customer, what would you do???
Conversation over the phone with Charles and a customer:
Charles: "Maybe you have a neighbor you can trust to leave your package with."
Now, if you were the customer, what would you do???
Gun Control and overtime
Life according to Charles involving guns and overtime...
"I wanna buy a gun, but not to use it on myself, but because I work so much and will have so much money left over to buy a gun."
Response to his statement from another co-worker:
"I'm so glad California has a 14-day waiting period before someone can buy a gun."
"I wanna buy a gun, but not to use it on myself, but because I work so much and will have so much money left over to buy a gun."
Response to his statement from another co-worker:
"I'm so glad California has a 14-day waiting period before someone can buy a gun."
Tuesday, November 29
Thursday, September 29
Quote of the Day:
"I came out of the closet on New Year's morning. I don't know why I was asleep in a closet."
Wednesday, August 3
Why is Charles the Worst?????
Quote of the day:
Charles to a coworker: “Wait, why am I the worst?”
Exhibit A:
As his coworker, Charles is quite the social creature and I do consider him a friend. So when he approached me, three weeks ago, to see if I wanted to accompany him for a couple movies, I said I would. I then suggested that we purchase the tickets through Costco, in order to save a bit of cash. Luckily, Charles has a Costco membership and confirmed he would indeed pick-up the tickets that weekend. But he demanded a reminder to refresh his memory (not to mention to actually go and buy the tickets).
I did just that: twice actually! Hours later I received a series of text messages from Charles. None of which pertained to our movie date. However; one would think Charles would have remembered to purchase the tickets. I was wrong. Monday came and guess what……no tickets. L
There were a few times during the following week where Charles said he would go to Costco after work to grab the goods, yet that never happened. He finally assured me he would get the deal done and give me a call on Sunday to see the films. He lied to me. Not only did he not get the tickets, but he saw one of the films without me. Tisk, tisk Charles.
At the beginning of week three, Charles stated we would go to the nearby Costco during lunch and get these tickets once and for all. Monday didn’t work. Tuesday I was busy. Finally Wednesday came around and Charles confirmed we would make the trip. An hour before we were supposed to depart…..Charles found out his Costco membership had expired.
No tickets…….
End to a story that had no beginning,
Once and for all, I rest my case that indeed, Charles is the worst!
Note to self: If planning a movie with Charles, I would suggest going DUTCH.... or fandango! Either way, CYA.. As Charles will not cover your ASS!
Charles is still the worst...
So apparently, Charles is and always will be the worst...
He will be receiving the GOLD MEDAL for the worst friend ever...
Please stand by... He will be taking the podium later this afternoon.....
He will be receiving the GOLD MEDAL for the worst friend ever...
Please stand by... He will be taking the podium later this afternoon.....
Thursday, July 28
Wednesday, July 27
Charles-isms
1st Conversation with Charles
Friend: "Charles, how did you end up with the mode in Korea blanket"
Charles: "I'm the man, that's why."
2nd Conversation with Charles
Friend: "You want to get at that don't you?"
Charles: "I don't want to get at anything, I am A-SEXUAL."
Stay tuned.. there is always tomorrow..
Friend: "Charles, how did you end up with the mode in Korea blanket"
Charles: "I'm the man, that's why."
2nd Conversation with Charles
Friend: "You want to get at that don't you?"
Charles: "I don't want to get at anything, I am A-SEXUAL."
Stay tuned.. there is always tomorrow..
Tuesday, July 26
Child Rearing
Quote of the day from Charles himself....
Charles speaking to a coworker: "Do you hit your kids?"
Inappropriate work etiquette Charles, however; wouldnt expect anything less from someone with a website dedicated to him called: "Charlesistheworst.com"......
More to follow....
Charles speaking to a coworker: "Do you hit your kids?"
Inappropriate work etiquette Charles, however; wouldnt expect anything less from someone with a website dedicated to him called: "Charlesistheworst.com"......
More to follow....
Friday, July 15
Thursday, July 14
PARTY ETIQUETTE
CHARLES IS THE WORST . COM
When you're invited to a party,
never,
ever,
under any circumstances
do you bring boxed wine...
unless you are
Charles.
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